Description

The Funk of Perfection: Savory Craftsmanship & Deep Sedation
Piatella GMO is the ultimate expression of the “savory” side of cannabis. By applying the prestigious Barcelona-born cold-curing technique to the notorious GMO (Garlic Cookies) lineage, CannHeal has created a hash that is as complex as it is powerful. This isn’t just a concentrate; it is a buttery, terpene-rich “mousse” designed for those who value deep relaxation and a bold, unmistakable flavor profile.
The Piatella Innovation: Beyond Rosin
Piatella (from the Italian piatto, or “flat”) is a labor of love that honors the experiments of the Barcelona social club scene.
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The Cold-Cure Secret: Unlike rosin, which uses heat, Piatella is transformed in a cold-cure environment ($4\text{–}10^\circ\text{C}$). This slow process preserves the most volatile and “fragile” terpenes.
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The Mousse Texture: The result is a creamy, spreadable consistency that handles like soft butter and coats the palate unlike any other extract.
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Full-Spectrum Funk: Crafted from fresh-frozen bubble hash, this method ensures the deepest, longest-lasting flavor profile possible.
Genetic Lineage: Chemdawg × Girl Scout Cookies
GMO is a heavyweight Indica-dominant hybrid (90% Indica / 10% Sativa). It is famous for its “loud” aroma and its ability to provide a true, old-school “couch-lock” experience.
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Chemdawg: Provides the sharp, diesel-fueled punch and the aggressive potency.
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Girl Scout Cookies: Adds a layer of complexity and a touch of savory sweetness to the finish.
The Experience: The Nightcap of Connoisseurs
Piatella GMO is not for the faint of heart. It is a slow-burning, high-potency experience that commands respect.
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The Inhale: A bold explosion of savory garlic and spicy diesel. The vapor is thick, creamy, and coats the mouth with a “funky” richness.
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The High: It begins as a warming sensation behind the eyes before quickly descending into a full-body melt. Tension doesn’t just leave; it vanishes.
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The Anchor: This is the definitive “evening” strain. Expect a long-lasting, sedative finish that is perfect for late-night reflection, recovery, or drifting into a restorative sleep.
Sensory & Tasting Notes
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Appearance: A stunning golden-brown, buttery texture that looks as rich as it tastes.
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Mouthfeel: Smooth and terpene-heavy; it feels luxurious on the exhale.
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Terpene Trio: Dominated by Myrcene (sedation), Caryophyllene (spice/anti-inflammatory), and Humulene (earthy funk).
Pro-Tips for the Piatella Purist
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Low & Slow: To experience the “Garlic Cookies” profile without harshness, use low-temperature dabbing settings.
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Versatility: The mousse-like texture makes it easy to “paint” onto a joint or scoop into a vaporizer.
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The Cold Chain: To prevent the “sweating” of these precious garlic terpenes, keep your Piatella refrigerated in an airtight container.
CannHeal Piatella GMO: Raw Power. Refined Texture. Unrivaled Funk.


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